-A famous inspirational speaker said :
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife".
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added :
"She was my mother."
Applause and laughter!
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A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After good 3-4 drinks, he said loudly to his wife, in the kitchen :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife !
There was sudden silence !"
Standing for a moment and trying hard to recall the 2nd half of the sentence, he finally blurted out
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" Forget it , I can't remember who she was ".
By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water.
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Moral :
DON'T COPY; IF YOU CAN'T PASTE.
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